Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
my dad and i were hanging christmas lights outside and he plugged them in and said “doesn’t this just light up your life?” and i asked him why he was pun-ishing me and he had to sit down to think of a good comeback
he just came into my room to tell me i won
he can’t look me in the eyes
This is what I live for.
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
people who add things like “this is so me” to popular text posts
haha! this is so me
naming your art files like