Inbetween 1 and 0

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made


+q on w/out me

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs


+q on w/out me
animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.


+q on w/out me
linrenzo:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

Yo

linrenzo:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

Yo


+ref +q on w/out me

hornedchick:

antibig:

Mokamvilias in Greece

Beautiful! I want to be here right now, instead of the cold, rainy Midwest.


+ref +q on w/out me


ca-tsuka:

Full trailer (3min) for Omoide no Marnie (When Marnie Was There) new Studio Ghibli film directed by Hiromasa Yonebayashi (Arrietty).


+q on w/out me +This looks like its gunna be sweet!

lucid-awakeningg:

crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise

Finally someone fucking said it


+q on w/out me

ween1984:

snenderman:

ween1984:

p sure that’s not an asymptote that’s a conic section

actually its homura and madoka you fuck

conic section, homumado, same thing


+ref +idea sparker +q on w/out me


sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS


attackonbooks:

poulersour:

I know Free! might be confusing to the uninitiated, so I made a helpful table describing the characters:

image

So accurate



escapedosmil:

noelledino:

deductionhunters:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”


+q on w/out me
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