1-9 follower = nerd
10-49 followers = haha look at this nerd
50-99 followers = what a nerd
100-349 followers = NERD ALERT!!
350-500 followers = lmao look at this nerd here
501-799 followers = biggest nerd ever
800- 4,999 followers = king of the nerds
5000+ followers = GOKU
These are the legit numbers.
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
This is so important!
Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.
actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)
I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.